Horror Movie Survival Guide

Happy season y’all.

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Here we have a few tips on how to make the movie viewing experience enjoyable as well as a boat load of recommendations.

I mean this video is pretty much a ton of recommendations essentially. Some of them get pretty serious towards the end of the video. I had a rough time editing this and revisiting some of them, too. Hot dang.

I have this theory that movies can be described with any combo of 2 of these 4 descriptors: , gory, goofy, and Ruin Your Day. That pretty much introduces 6 microgenres:

/Goofy is fun silly stuff that’s lighthearted.

Spooky/Gory is a bit more violent and vicious with strong elements.

Spooky/Ruin Your Day is pure misery where the ghosts are out to kick your dog, burn your house down, ruin your credit score, and THEN dispatch you and your family.

Goofy/Gory is where all the gleeful and sometimes satirical body lies.

Goofy/Ruin Your Day is… weird. You’ll see.

Finally, there’s Gory/Ruin Your Day which is unadulterated vicious stimuli to make you feel bad for 2 hours. This is intense stuff.

Proceed with caution. This video is a bit more intense than my others.

Also did I mention my band is releasing our debut single on October 29? You should definitely check it out and see us live in Boise, on the same day if you’re in the neighborhood.

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